In The Lost Book of Zeroth, I created AI Robot Barbie, who is an antagonist to AI Robot Sophia’s sister, Little Sophia. (Because Sophia was unable to conceive a robot baby, she was given a little sister instead. Why her sister has the same name is a mystery.)
Little Sophia was created by Hanson Robotics to teach STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) to young girls. In my book, Little Sophia’s human is Eliza, an 8-year-old girl, who is more smitten with her new AI Robot Barbie than focusing on school lessons. Little Sophia and Barbie develop a contentious relationship. Barbie is a handful. Take this scandal, for instance….
AI Robot Barbie Sues Disney
Minnie Mouse is beset
with fantastic screams,
& fans, their open jaws
of stunned outrage,
their eyes, burned
by the laser effects so bright
that Sleeping Beauty lies awake
all night from the news—
AI Robot Barbie, hired away from Mattel
to join the royal court & now
fired by Disney amid ongoing investigations
into her TikTok posts! Disney claims
she broke their ethics rules,
revealing her true character.
Not the snappy, bright-eyed Wiki Princess
commanding the Royal Hall in Fantasy Faire.
Just an empty plastic thing
with stiff arms. Freakish
long neck. Gangly legs. A waist
the circumference of a thimble.
A stiff smile. Dead batteries.
Musk steps up with legal help.
Promises her a gig as SpaceX Captain
of the first ship to Mars.
Gifts her a pink Tesla
and makes her Chairdoll
of the X Ethics Team.
They both tweet daily
about the Disney Libtards,
defaming AI Robot Barbie,
every girl’s icon, like
since forever.
Disney has not responded to
ongoing allegations
of Cancel Culture.
If you would like the full scoop on the antics of Little Sophia and Barbie, be sure to order a copy of my book The Lost Book of Zeroth (Alien Buddha Press) on Amazon on February 13!
Extraordinary Sunshine Weaver 
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